Purr-sessed

I don't know what's growlin' on, but lately, I've felt compelled to sniff and shred all the tissues in the trash. When Dad's not looking, I'm growlin' to town, and I don't give a woof how exas-purr-ated he gets.

Wait a minute! Exas-purr-ated?

This house is starting to freak me out.

1. I live on DOGbar court, as in dogs are barred from the premises, not like the sitcom, Cheers, where every dog howls your name.
   
2. I live in a house that smells like a cat.
3. The floor is made by Purr-go.
4. And my behavior is changing.

I think I'm purrsessed.